back flips at the brittney

I did my first back flip ever lastnight at the pool. It was Onions  24th birthday, his real name is Christian but his nickname is Onions lol thats what my friend calles him cause he says he looks like he smelles like it, i disagree, and i would know, if you know what i mean   hehehhe. SO i get the ring at the door and  its 4 of my mexican neighbors, sieed, onions , some guy i forget his name  and Hugo. Hugo is the cutest , with his perfect body and smile, its just hes alittle adhd  , works as a busboy and is happy doing so. They are all from mexico and they barely even speak broken english and when they get drunk they only speak spanish and i can only speak english, so it looks like we,re playing sharades . Onioins wants to go misnight sminning and i said i want too also,  ( especially to see hugo in his bathing suit ) lol and thats when it happend, hugo was soing black flips and i wanted to impress him so i use my innner phyco powers, got real calm inside and thought of what a backflip looks like and from the side of the pool i did a perfect one, everone was amazed , they clapped, ! Hugo must be competitive cause he didnt say anything lol awww He knew mine was better,!  I wonder what drove Napolean to be so successful? or who?

My life at the Brittney

Its a small apartment complex with about 60 units , most surround the pool . My apt is in the middle overlooking the poool so i unfortunately can see everything. Like last weekend at the pool there was i thought a boy and a gir in the pool, they were making out of course infront of thier 5 year kids . Then i took a better look and behold its 2 black girls in the pool making out, eeek ! and then when they got out of the pool of the lille girls , she was like 5 called the male of the females "daddy"   ,  i thought to myself, WTF! it fried my brains alittle!

My life at the Brittney

I thought moving to a cheaper apt would be a good idea, but i never expected this wonderland and I am Alice! My blog will be about my experiences and people i encounter here where i live, all true ! ill change the names to protect the identity of these people!